EQUALATHON: I Chose to be Gay


Yes, you’re reading it right. Your eyes are fine.

It was back in 2000. I was 18 years old. I woke up on a rainy sunday morning, had eggs and tea with my parents, headed back to my bedroom and took a decision: I want to become gay. I guess it was a similar decision my brother took 8 years earlier. In his case, he decided to continue disliking penis and stick to vagina.

My choice however, wasn’t a spur of the moment thing. I had reasons, valid ones. Here are a few:

I chose to be gay because I enjoy being considered a second class citizen.
I chose to be gay because I want my acts to be considered illegal in my country.
I chose to be gay because I enjoy lying to my parents about where I am going and whom I am hanging out with.
I chose to be gay because I like to keep pretending that boobs are hot in front of my friends.
I chose to be gay because I like not being able to share my happy and sad relationship moments with my best friends.
I chose to be gay because I want to be not able to bring my bf home and let him meet my parents.
I chose to be gay because I don’t want to be able to go clubbing without getting paranoid about the police raiding the place.
I chose to be gay because I refuse to have the right to have a family of my own.
I chose to be gay because I don’t want to be able to have kids.
I chose to be gay because I want to risk losing my job when they find out about me.
I chose to be gay because I enjoy depriving my parents of having grandkids.
I chose to be gay because I enjoy not being able to talk on the phone with my bf in front of other people.
I chose to be gay because I enjoy going to a party with my bf and watch people dance while we sit on our separate chairs.
I chose to be gay because I don’t want the chance of surprising my bf with a ring and post the video on youtube.
I chose to be gay because I don’t want to be equal to others.

Do you understand now why I chose to be gay? Obvious, right?

BGB
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